Good morning, and welcome to your weekly round up of What's on in Clapham.

Every Thursday we compile all the eye-catching events occurring around Clapham and in neighbouring towns over the weekend. 

Read on for not to be missed events to pop in your diary, and remember, you can add your event for FREE using the Nub It button!

Thursday - Sunday: No One

Strange things are happening in Wellstone; a haunted pub quiz, a hovering pizza, and flying girls going missing. 

Whilst being investigated by the local Wellstone police force, Thomas Marvel accidentally befriends an invisible man called Griffin. But does Griffin truly exist and is he the violent monster everyone would have us believe?

No One is a high-octane thriller about love, friendship and betrayal, inspired by the themes of H.G Wells' The Invisible Man. With a live DJ and action-packed fight scenes, this slick modern story reflects the hectic, ultra-visible and technology-centric life we lead today. 

Thursday: Clapham Comedy Club - Imran Yusuf (Work in Progress show)

Star of Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow, Foster's Edinburgh Comedy Award Best Newcomer Nominee, Imran Yusuf is a renowned as a skilful raconteur who seamlessly weaves socio-political satire with heartfelt introspection in his charmingly endearing trademark styling. Languid, punchy, cheeky and utterly loveable, Imran has established himself as a truly unique voice in the world of comedy that embodies the multi-cultural wealth that exists in modern Britain. As heard on Radio 4.

Friday: St Paul's Opera presents Love & War

A gala evening from Louis and Tanya Hurst.

Friday: Live music - Brooke Law + Moxon

Brought up in a mixed heritage family, Brooke grew up in an environment which openly encouraged expression and to take every opportunity. Her music is delivered in her distinctive gutsy voice, think Alanis Morissette meets Janis Joplin. On stage at 9.30pm.

South London-based artist named Moxon, originally hailing from Sheffield. A solo artist who incorporates chill, dynamic guitar loops and beats with honest lyrics that reflect the struggles and pride within his generation. Performing at 8.45pm.

Saturday: Clapham Comedy Club - Abandoman (work in progress)

Get ready for an incredible show filled with comedy and musical improv. Featuring the one and only Abandoman, returning to Clapham Comedy Club on Saturday 21st January 2023 at 4.30pm.

With his signature blend of audience interaction and lightning-fast wit, Abandoman will take you on a wild ride of musical comedy that you'll never forget. Plus, he's bringing some talented musical guests along for the ride. Abandoman creates the kind of exhilarating live experience that has won him a string of awards, and the highest of international critical acclaim. He continues to sell out his fringe runs in Edinburgh and Australia each year, wowing audiences wherever he plays.

Saturday: Clapham Comedy Club - Patrick Monahan (Work in progress)

Irish-Iranian Geordie Patrick Monahan tours both nationally & internationally, playing in countries across Europe, The Middle East, America, and Australia, including performances over 16 years at the Edinburgh Fringe.As seen on BBC1 & 2, ITV1 & 2, Channel 4, Channel 5, and Sky 1.